Thursday October 26th
Around a dozen Japanese tourists a year need psychological treatment after visiting Paris as the reality of unfriendly locals and scruffy streets clashes with their expectations.
My friend caught four fish.
I didn’t catch any fish.
I go fishing once every three months.
I haven’t been fishing for a while.
I cut them in half, gutted them, and dried them.
Children expect presents at Christmas.
I expect to go to England at Christmas.
I expect honesty.
Horse mackerel
Extreme
Corrupt
Rude
Communist